What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the key trends in AI search platforms?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

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